One Piece: Alabasta arc (fight 4 of 6)
Now that’s more like it. Believe it or not, he’s only at 2/3rds capacity. 4) Zoro vs Mr. 1 The Fighters: Roanoa Zoro. Luffy’s first and most dangerous crew member (after Luffy himself, anyway), Zoro is...
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The boss is back! You guys can all take five. 5) Luffy vs Crocodile The Fighters: Monkey D. Luffy, captain of the Straw Hats and hero of the series. An ambitious young dreamer whose goal is to one day...
View ArticleOne Piece: Alabasta arc (fight 6 of 6)
Rematch time. Luffy looks ready. 6) Luffy vs Crocodile, final round The Fighters: Monkey D. Luffy, same as before. The daring hero with the rubber body. Voiced by Mayumi Tanaka. Sir Crocodile aka Mr....
View ArticleBig Trouble In Little China (fight 1 of 2)
Now for yet another movie that wasn’t taken seriously by audiences at first. For some reason. John Carpenter’s 1986 flop Big Trouble In Little China was intended at the time to be a big hit, but...
View ArticleBig Trouble In Little China (fight 2 of 2)
Yet another Schwartz-measuring contest. 2) Good vs Evil The Fighters: Jack Burton, a cocky but good-hearted American trucker who’s become embroiled in this ridiculous plot. In addition to never driving...
View ArticleAbsentia
Sorry for the lack of updates again, folks. Been a busy few weeks here and haven’t had time to prepare the next entry. Without getting into the weirdness of my schedule, I often have lots of time to...
View ArticleFearless (retrospective)
And now we resume our schedule of Asian people kicking the crap out of each other. Am I the only one who thinks this pose is more fitting to a Slap Fight? Fearless (retrospective) There’s a surprising...
View ArticleI’m back, and I want your money
Hi there, true believers! Your eyes do not deceive you, your princess is not in another castle: there is in fact a new post on this dusty blog! I’m not dead, at least I don’t think so, nor did I turn...
View ArticleSuper Mario Boss Fights (series retrospective, 1985-1995)
Here we goooooooo! Rock those primary colors, son. Super Mario Bros (series retrospective, 1985-1995) Finally– the series so modestly amusing it took almost five years! We’re back with an overview of...
View ArticleSuper Mario Boss Fights (retrospective, 1996 – Present)
My man’s back, and he’s got polygons for days. Super Mario Bros (series retrospective, 1996 – Present) While the N64-era was where Nintendo’s console dominance finally cracked, it would have gone far...
View ArticleGodzilla (2014)
LET THEM FIGHT Put me in, Coach 1) Godzilla vs MUTOs After Toho temporarily retired the character for a decade, Godzilla finally got a second shot at a major U.S. production in 2014, and it went a damn...
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